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Here you go...the much anticipated "Please Puff Daddy, Ruin This Song Too" mailbag... I've been collecting letters (pro and con) sent to me about my anti-Puffy web site for over a year now -- and here it is -- the best of the best. The Hall of Fame (or Shame?). Some are intelligent, some are downright scary, and most could use a little program called spellcheck.





But first.....

From the "Death to the Spice Girls FAQ" located at http://www.vianet.net.au/~jee/faq.html:

Q: Why did you waste your time on making a hate site?

A: Well, that would be because its an anti-site. As opposed to a worship site. simple.....I wasted my time, because it kept me and others entertained, I've said what I wanted to say and I suppose that's all I ever really wanted to do. If you really have a problem with it, go away, don't give me lectures on wasting time, because you'd be wasting yours.


So, not sure what a browser's "back button" looks like?

If you don't like what you're reading - click it - and leave!



Q: Why don't you do something more positive? The world is already so full of negativity as it is! Why contribute to it?

A: I refuse to take any responsibility for any of the ongoing wars, natural disasters, annoying people that won't go away and various misdeamours occuring at the moment. Why don't you go and do something more positive than whining to me? Because, you're not going to get this page to go away now. I mean this. Go whine to someone who cares (ie. yourself.)

Oh and lighten up! There's more to life than all this, its not like I'm actually going to kill them! This isn't my all-consuming passion, and it takes very little of my time to maintain, etc. etc.




Please keep in mind that all letters pre-2002 have been edited to remove cursing (which were against GeoCities TOS). My standard reply is: "Thank you, drive through..." I can only waste so much of my time replying to all the Puffyphiles out there, before words just start failing me...and I end up with a big ol' keyboard imprint right on my forehead...






From: liz
Date: Wednesday 10/02/2002 7:45:23am

u must be very very sad to dedicate a site to puffy jus so u can tell people u hate him DO U HAV A LIFE?!?!?!?!?
posted at 04:01 PM | save it for later





From: sasigirl14
Date: Wednesday 10/02/2002 7:45:23am

This is the most complete pull crap of a site i have ever seen in my whole life seriously dont you people have anything better to do than talk crap about a very talented singer its okay for other people to take lyrics from old people who NO one cares about but you have a fit when a rappper does it!!! typical.... haters that is all that you people are and threating a rapper saying i am gonna get ya bla bla bla that is a crime!!!! you know that? or are u too busy being ignerint about some lyrics???? well i just thought it was fair you knew what i though and i think you should just grow up!!!!
posted at 04:02 PM | save it for later





From: taya711
Date: Wednesday 10/02/2002 7:45:23am

HE GOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU AND THATS ALL THAT COUNT HE IS DOIN HIM AND YOU DO YOU AND STOP HATIN
posted at 04:04 PM | save it for later





From: pete
Date: Sunday 10/20/2002 0:58:47am

you're just a total jackass thats jealous of p diddy success you're probably some sorry looking overweight meatloaf eating couch potateo. most of the songs celine dion sings is not writen by her does that take away from her as a artist?
posted at 04:05 PM | save it for later





From: andrew
Date: Sun 2/2/2003 2:39 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

hey hows it going? I like your site thats why I looked it up. I too deeply dislike sean p didy combs or whatever the hell his name is. Its not even him specifically really, just everything he represents. He is self obssessed, talentless, worthless and forgetable. On top of all that he is extremely unattractive and utterly void of charm with the ladies, it seems......... Let him live rich and have a nice meaningless funeral where everyone can get drunk and throw up on his open casket coffin.
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From: Gantmossa10
Date: Fri 2/14/2003 5:10 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

I think u r really stupid to waste your time on making a whole web page with this dum sh** u r either a really bored child or is just gay a** hell if I knew u I'd kick your a** up and down the street
posted at 04:07 PM | save it for later





From: Roslyn
Date: Saturday 02/15/2003 9:17:58pm

All of you guys are such losers. You try to pull someone down just because you are not as successful as he his.You're just mad because he has the balls to sample music from the losers that you listen to, and make it into decent head-banging music.So get off of his dick and try to find some talent in yourself. Maybe that will help you to stop hating on others. And if you have a problem with what I have said then step up so you can get knocked back down. P. Diddy FOREVER.
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From: ashley
Date: Wed 2/26/2003 5:19 PM

Why are you so against him? Sure people might make bad copys of original songs but still we don't always nock them! If puff's version of i'll be missing you was good enough for my uncle and then played at his funerel 5 years ago then its good enough for me. You see its music that is most important to people no matter what you or other people think.
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From: Karen
Date: Tue 3/4/2003 2:09 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

I have to say, this site is hilarious. I can't believe so many people would get mad at you for not liking P.Diddy or whatever his name is now. Sounds like someone's trying to re-invent themselves,(kinda like Prince). Maybe he thought that if he changed his name, everyone would forget how pathetic he was when Jennifer Lopez left him. You remember the song he wrote that was blatantly all about her. What a moron.
I don't hate him, or his music, at least not all of it. But maybe he should try not to be quite so pathetic when he gets dumped.
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