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Here you go...the much anticipated "Please Puff Daddy, Ruin This Song Too" mailbag... I've been collecting letters (pro and con) sent to me about my anti-Puffy web site for over a year now -- and here it is -- the best of the best. The Hall of Fame (or Shame?). Some are intelligent, some are downright scary, and most could use a little program called spellcheck.






But first.....

From the "Death to the Spice Girls FAQ" located at http://www.vianet.net.au/~jee/faq.html:

Q: Why did you waste your time on making a hate site?

A: Well, that would be because its an anti-site. As opposed to a worship site. simple.....I wasted my time, because it kept me and others entertained, I've said what I wanted to say and I suppose that's all I ever really wanted to do. If you really have a problem with it, go away, don't give me lectures on wasting time, because you'd be wasting yours.


So, not sure what a browser's "back button" looks like?

If you don't like what you're reading - click it - and leave!



Q: Why don't you do something more positive? The world is already so full of negativity as it is! Why contribute to it?

A: I refuse to take any responsibility for any of the ongoing wars, natural disasters, annoying people that won't go away and various misdeamours occuring at the moment. Why don't you go and do something more positive than whining to me? Because, you're not going to get this page to go away now. I mean this. Go whine to someone who cares (ie. yourself.)

Oh and lighten up! There's more to life than all this, its not like I'm actually going to kill them! This isn't my all-consuming passion, and it takes very little of my time to maintain, etc. etc.




Please keep in mind that all letters pre-2002 have been edited to remove cursing (which were against GeoCities TOS). My standard reply is: "Thank you, drive through..." I can only waste so much of my time replying to all the Puffyphiles out there, before words just start failing me...and I end up with a big ol' keyboard imprint right on my forehead...







From: Jennifer
Date: Monday, June 10, 2002 1:11 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Who the fuck are you to talk about P. Diddy like that?!  Your ass isn't even famous...maybe you should consider that in your reply.  And who the hell would want to put your bitch ass on national tv anyways...if they do they'd just be hating on you...no one in their right mind would side with you.  Your site doesn't even serve any purpose except to get your ass kicked by P. Diddy...I'm sure if he knew about your site your ass would be banned from the internet forever...just like P. Diddy will kick ass forever.  And if he doesn't find out about this site...I'm going to be famous one day, and I'll have you removed from the internet. I have a lot more to say, but I don't feel like wasting any more of my time with you...I have things to do unlike your bored ass. oh...one more thing...What's with all your corny ass sayings on your webpage?!  That's all.




Note from site owner: Puffy P. Diddy is quite aware of my site. You can read his reaction in Vibe Magazine.
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From: Kar11kook
Date: Monday, June 10, 2002 1:11 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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From: anonymous
Date: Friday 06/14/2002 2:33:36am
Subject: no subject

fuck all of u p. diddy is good and yall are just fucking haters. keep u big old ugly mouths to urself next time. See Ya
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From: SAN-DIDY
Date: Saturday, June 15, 2002 1:38 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

ok hi some how i
don't get it
i know he sample tooooooo much and my dad hates it
bcos
i get diddy's stuff while he's got" something that
kinda sounds like it!"

but besides that, i love his music and i love him!

oh and pls don't reply and dis me!

=====
PEACE AND LOVE
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From: hannah
Date: Monday 06/17/2002 1:27:25pm
Subject: no subject

so many artists copy songs now, and p diddy is very very talented.
and much richer and more successful than any of us will ever be.
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From: snyderg
Date: Monday, June 24, 2002 10:31 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Keep up the good work. The fact that some people on this site consider P. Diddy bang bang there to be some sort of genius is just scary. How can you "refresh" a song that's already a masterpiece to begin with. I hear that he's planning on doing a hip-hop cover of "Stairway to Heaven". Dear lord, stop him already. There's nothing wrong with sampling when it's more subtle, but in this blatant way it's just stupid. If you're going to do a cover, then actually change the song some.
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From: diandre ndaji - playa haters anonymous
Date: Friday 06/28/2002 2:35:34pm
Subject: no subject

fuck all you diddy haters he's the man ya'll jealous do you fools listen to music or do you just skim thru it? take a leaf out of my man jayZ's book dont be jealous, its a female trait!
$500mill says its all so fuck ya'll bitches i'm out
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From: JUWANA & COREY REESE
Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2002 6:55 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE WAY THAT PEOPLE TAKE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY AND THROW IT ALL AWAY. YOUR POINT FOR CREATING THIS WEBSITE WAS TO DO WHAT------ ???? BRING SEAN COMBS DOWN? DESTROY HIS IMAGE? BRING HIM LESS FAME? WHAT??? I'M CONFUSED, PLEASE ELABORATE FOR ME... THIS MAN IS A MULTI-BILLIONAIRE WHO HAS DONE HIS THING, AND IN THE OPINION OF MANY, DONE IT EXTREMELY WELL, AND FOR THE PERCENTAGE OF THOSE WHO HAVE CHOSEN TO DISLIKE WHAT HE HAS DONE, HE PROBABLY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT. LIFE IS ABOUT SAMPLING. FROM THE CLOTHING AND HAIR STYLES THAT WERE A THING OF THE PAST THAT HAVE BEEN BROUGHT FORTH INTO THE FUTURE, WHETHER IN THERE ENTIRETY OR IN PART ---- TO SONGS THAT ARE REMINISCENT OF OUR PARENTS' FAVORITE OLDIE BUT GOODIES, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL???? IT'S CALLED ENTERTAINMENT AND IF IT MAKES YOU WANT TO SNAP YOUR FINGERS OR GET UP AND "BOOGIE"(FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD), WHO CARES IF ITS ORIGINAL OR NOT, IT SERVING A PURPOSE, STRICT ENTERTAINMENT. THIS MAN IS SO FILTHY RICH, AND HAS PROBABLY MADE THE ARTISTS OF WHICH HE HAS SAMPLED MUSIC A LITTLE BIT RICHER IN TURN. HE'S AN ARTIST, DEAL WITH!!! YOU CLAIM TO BE A WEBSITE CREATOR, A FOR OF YOUR OWN ARTISTRY!!! IT 'S LIFE, ITS EVERYONE'S OWN FORM OF INDIVIDUAL AMBITION. GIVE MR.COMBS A BREAK!!!! CREATE AN ANTI--MURDERER WEBSITE, OR AN ANTI-RAPIST, AN ANTI- CHILD PORNOGRAPHER WEBSITE, SOMEONE WHO'S MORE DESERVANT OF THIS TYPE OF NEGATIVE ATTENTION. DEMORALIZE THEIR CHARACTER, DEGRADE THEM AS THEY DESERVE TO BE DONE.. AS FOR "P-DIDDY" DOES HE REALLY DESERVE ALL THIS HATE?????????????????
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From: DB0217
Date: Thursday, July 11, 2002 9:27 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

why not just relish in the fact that puff's remakes suck and that the originals are gold, instead of bashing the p-man. Get over it, the originals are solid, everything's fine, the world will keep on turning. Sit back and breathe a minute, enjoy the sunshine, play a record by your favorite artist, don't listen to the puffy remakes, especially if they suck so much. And above all, mellow out.
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From: Rawiya Kameir
Date: Monday, July 15, 2002 12:44 PM
Subject: no subject

let me start off by sayng that im a huge p diddy fan, and i obviously disagree with your
beliefs, but i nonetheless respect them. it makes so much sense for you, and other
people, to dislike him and deem him as an untalented cover artist. i admit that his
sampling so much detracts from his credibility, but i also believe that p diddy is a talented producer. anyone can take a sample and simply make a song, but not everyone
can take a sample and make a hot song. P diddy is one of those elite few. thats what
he does. he makes hot tracks that ppl can vibe too, no, he cant sing, and hes a pretty
bad rappr, but he nonetheless makes good , light-hearted tracks for ppl to enjoy. you
can't ignore that. before attacking him so viciously, i think thats something you
should consider. peace out, take care. !***!RaWiYa!***!

ThE tRuTh ReMaInS: i'M gOnE
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From: jason
Date: Monday 07/15/2002 3:25:57pm
Subject: no subject

this site sucks dick, and i'll bet the creator does to. puffy's making his money don't hate.
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From: Dirtpranosent
Date: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 3:45 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

wow...how can u be such a hater that u would waste your time hating on puffy.....get a life buddy...................D
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From: Spiffipop13
Date: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 3:45 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Hey! I'm not here to complain or made a rude comment such as "fuck your mother", but I was reading the article you wrote and I figured I'd respond being a rapper myself. Personally, I don't consider P. Diddy a rapper at all. True enough, he's sampled enough songs in his lifetime to get a whole scoop, but the man's just trying to make money. Besides that, let's be realistic. I'm sure most of these artists are getting royalty checks in the mail for the music P. has borrowed. Sure, I'm only fifteen years old, but I do know about ASCAP and publishing. There is really nothing to worry about. He can't help that he's not creative enough to make music good enough that it can't get any airplay without an old song in the background. Just speaking on his behalf and all other music producers and samplers, THIS IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY! This is what happens. There really isn't any big explanation. Again, I'm not here to tell you off, but as an artist, I know the main goal is money. When you want money, you'll do most anything. So think as it as a form of flattery. Not grand theft.
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From: MiKiE
Date: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 8:04 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Really mate grow up! learn that all have opinions in this world - But hating someone due to your of your dislike in their creativity as an artist to such an extent that u make a website devoted to it, is breaching pathetic. Puffy as an artist, producer and else, has clearly worked eccessivly hard towards the position hes in now, dedication deserves respect.
As for the feedback your getting, what can i say.........unlucky jeffery!
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From: REBECCA THOMAS
Date: Wednesday, August 7, 2002 12:15 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Hi,

i just thought i'd let you know that p diddy has sampled a song by the eurythmics on his newest album "p. diddy and the bad boy records present... - we invented the remix". its song number 14 and is by faith evans feat. g dep called "you gets no love". i spotted that someone by the name of EraOfTin had requested that he doesnt sample anything by the eurythmics, well tough luck mate, he already done it!!

personally, i dont see the point in this site but i am not going to use foul language to try and get my point across or insult you, but i do think this site is kind of petty and that p diddy should be seen and recognised as one of the greatest entrepeuners around - because he simply is! he runs one of the best business and doesnt deserve to be treated the way you like to treat him.
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From: Poopnoodle2
Date: Thursday, August 15, 2002 10:42 PM
Subject: Puff Daddy Has Ruined This Song, Too

u fuckign dick ass how ur mad ass fuck.
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From: Johnathan Ferguson
Date: Sunday, August 18, 2002 1:32 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Interesting site! I like it! I 100% agree with you,
that talent is not ripping off legendary songs and
turning them into tasteless works or crap. What I
Don't understand here is why people actually think he
is "God" or "legendary"? What song has he, himself,
written that has moved a person emotionally, or even
left a dent in some one's heart? Yes, You like the
song for the moment, I.E. Momentary song, then he
comes out with more crap and people forget about the
other crap. The other day i was listening to the radio
and I heard "I'll be missing you." I laughed. I
haven't heard that song in years, and all of a sudden
there is such a demand to actually listen to it? I
highly doubt that, it was either a joke, or some one
had entirely too much time on their hands.
First, I would like to mention the lyrics that
emit from Sean Combs' mouth. He talks, and act like he
has had far too little education, for being what 30?
One would only think that some one could atleast
formulate an intelligent sentence by the age of 30. He
talks about murdering, Using women, Drugs, Alcohol and
sex. What I am not understanding is, women complain
about how much they can not stand it when men demenor
their intellect, use them, or treat them poorly, and
also how they would like a well educated man to treat
them right. The same women idolize Sean, and they only
wish and want to be with him. A little hipocritical?
Why would any human being want to hear about how some
one is going to kill other people, use them, and on
top of all that, hear how they are meaningless and
useless? Thats So horrible!!! I am not a rap fan, nor
am i a racist. I have plenty of african-american
friends, and they are all nice people.
Secondly, if people are so concerned with
racisism, and they think that racism is so horrible,
why do they use incorrect terms to describe african
american people? "Black" is more or less rude to me.
Its brutal and shows lack of empathy towards fellow
people. Come on, get a grip here, if they really want
to stop racism, join an anti-racism group. Rally, or
Protest, Americans are entitled to their 1st
amendement right, why don't they use it more
productively than to whine about how "the black man"
is being treated. That was like 100 years ago, get
over it. This is a whole new millenium.
Thirdly, I absolutly love older music, from 30's -
70's. That is my prime years for great music. I am
only 18, but when i was younger my father decided i
should listen to music that had meaning. Sean actually
thinks his music in some sort of volitile way has
great meaning, i think he needs to be evaluated for
some sort of brain disorder. How could you think that
sex and drugs, and women are acceptable ways to
express your feelings? I love Ben E. King, a wonderful
African American artist. His song, "Stand By me" was
not only written by him, he help in designing the
music to play along with it. That song has moved me in
so many ways, i will always cherish it, and everytime
i hear it, it will always bring back a fond memory.
Music should have substance, it should represent some
sort of personal stride, not a horrific way to demnor,
or attack another person or group.
I admire you, and your site, I think you clearly
and effectivly convey the message that talent
shouldn't be wasted, and people without that talent
shouldn't be anywhere near the talented.
Thanks and Keep up the good work!!

-an adoring fan!

p.s. I would love to see this e-mail on your site!!!
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From: RedFlamez88
Date: Monday, August 19, 2002 1:02 AM
Subject: Puff Daddy Hasn't Ruined This Song Either

yo...you need to back off of my man Diddy....if you ever do find him, he's gonna beat yo face so bad that you ain't gonna be talkin shit no more....you need to lay off my man, dont be jealous just because he's better then you....dont playa hate. Man, why you be saying shit, you never met him befoe. but, do what u want playa, but don't hate on my man, thats fa so. please explain what he has done to yo! exactly!

Diddy's girl

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From: John Cohen
Date: Thursday 08/22/2002 10:40:02pm
Subject: no subject

STOP BEING JEALOUS OF DIDDY. HE HAS TRANSCENDED HIP-HOP INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY. HE MAKES MUSIC FOR PEOPLE TO DANCE TO, TO CHILL TO, AND FOR THUGS TO BUMB TO.
OH YEA, THIS IS THE REMIX
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From: Robert Nedved
Date: Monday, August 26, 2002 9:18 PM
Subject: Puff Daddy is a fool

I would just like to quote some of Puff Daddy's lyrics to help me prove my point:

"Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
     It's all about the Benjamins baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
     It's all about the Benjamins baby
Goodfellas, uhh"

Could you imagine what this guy's record sales would be like if there were no music in the background when he raps this shit? He wouldn't have any record sales - he'd be washing cars for a living. Why doesn't Puffy rewrite classic novels, adding as he goes? Or repaint classic paintings with his own special touch? It's the same concept. Puffy is a no-talent copy cat. I don't understand the people who but his CDs and support his way of life.
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From: wildgrlie55
Date: Tuesday 09/03/2002 1:59:59am
Subject: no subject

hey i just wanna let u kno that u are a fuckin bitch...P didys the shit and u suck...Too badd ull never be as famous or as rich as him..hmmm u just must be a lil jeleous...It's just too bad that Biggie had to give him the name of an "average" Nintendo character! Coincidence? Nahhhh!
  ^And uhh that waas wicked rude...Biggie was awesome...Never diss him, Have some respect hes dead....You deff. Must have a life makin this web-site to beat up diddy like this..Well i already wasted like 2 minutes of my time with this..
  So see ya bitch!
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From: ChinkyBrownEyezJ
Date: Wednesday, September 4, 2002 9:38 PM
Subject: Puff Daddy Has Ruined This Song, Too

Yo, it a shame that's you hating on a black man from the hood doing his thing I mean come on you may say he ruining song but the nigga got enough money to buy a country so some people must think differently. HE reppin for all the people trying to make it and there always someone trying to bring a brother down. Your entitled to your opinion and all but come on if he doing his thing throw him some props damn ... what do you do?
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From: zidon zidon
Date: Friday, September 6, 2002 5:11 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

To everyone who's sent negative comments to this site:

#1) P. Diddy may have lots of money, girls, etc. He is also uneducated,
low-class, and an insult to the black community by keeping up the
stereotypes you all claim white people have about them.
#2) P. Diddy's remakes of all these classic songs are not better in any
way. The songs that were originally his actually aren't bad, but he
obviously lacks a lot of talent if he relies so much on the work of
people who are real artists.
#3) How can you say the webmistress is immature and then call her an
ugly, white, hating bitch? That's pretty immature in itself.
#4) Never mind the fact he fucks up songs and whatever - the dumb mofo
wears fur coats. It makes him look like a dowager queen from a 1930's
melodrama. Not only that, it's animal cruelty. But did I mention it
looks fuckin' ridiculous?
#5) Duran Duran, the Police, David Bowie, and other 80's bands are still
popular 20+ years after they first became famous. Some are even still
active with their bands or solo projects. Where's Puffy gonna be in 20+
years? Public housing? Jail? Remember, our white, broke, hatin' asses
are gonna have to pay for that.
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