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Here you go...the much anticipated "Please Puff Daddy, Ruin This Song Too" mailbag... I've been collecting letters (pro and con) sent to me about my anti-Puffy web site for over a year now -- and here it is -- the best of the best. The Hall of Fame (or Shame?). Some are intelligent, some are downright scary, and most could use a little program called spellcheck.






But first.....

From the "Death to the Spice Girls FAQ" located at http://www.vianet.net.au/~jee/faq.html:

Q: Why did you waste your time on making a hate site?

A: Well, that would be because its an anti-site. As opposed to a worship site. simple.....I wasted my time, because it kept me and others entertained, I've said what I wanted to say and I suppose that's all I ever really wanted to do. If you really have a problem with it, go away, don't give me lectures on wasting time, because you'd be wasting yours.


So, not sure what a browser's "back button" looks like?

If you don't like what you're reading - click it - and leave!



Q: Why don't you do something more positive? The world is already so full of negativity as it is! Why contribute to it?

A: I refuse to take any responsibility for any of the ongoing wars, natural disasters, annoying people that won't go away and various misdeamours occuring at the moment. Why don't you go and do something more positive than whining to me? Because, you're not going to get this page to go away now. I mean this. Go whine to someone who cares (ie. yourself.)

Oh and lighten up! There's more to life than all this, its not like I'm actually going to kill them! This isn't my all-consuming passion, and it takes very little of my time to maintain, etc. etc.




Please keep in mind that all letters pre-2002 have been edited to remove cursing (which were against GeoCities TOS). My standard reply is: "Thank you, drive through..." I can only waste so much of my time replying to all the Puffyphiles out there, before words just start failing me...and I end up with a big ol' keyboard imprint right on my forehead...







From: liz n
Date: Monday, April 22, 2002 2:25 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

LISTEN U NEEDS TO JUST SHUT UR POOR OLD ASS MOTHA FUCKEN SON OF A BITCH MOUTH UP!!!!!!!! LISTEN U OLD HAG INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ABOUT SUM OLD OUTDATED PREHISTORIC SO CALLED MUSIC AND MAKIN URSLEF LOOK REAL STUPID Y DONT U SHUT UP AND KNIT. CAUSE BOO U R A BITCH WHO NEEDS TO CHECK URSLEF. U JUST LUCKY I DIDNT READ THIS EARLIER TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: liz n
Date: Monday, April 22, 2002 2:48 AM
Subject: SHUT U!!!!!!!

FIRST OFF,WHERE DO U COME OFF!!! U MOTHA FUCKEN OLD TRICK FIRST U INSULT P DIDDY FOR MAKING HITS FROM WAT "YOU" CALL "MUSIC" THEN U INSULT PEOPLE RESPONDING TO THIS INSULT. U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN HATE ON OTHER PEOPLE AND YOUR SUPPOSED BE AN ADULT. I BET U DONT EVEN HAVE A HUSBAND(AND BOO IM GOING TO TELL U NOW A PILLOW DOESNT COUNT) SO NEXT TIME YOU POST A HATE SITE REMEMBER TO GET A LIFE U WHITE BITCH.
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From: GHETTOTHUG98
Date: Monday, April 22, 2002 2:51 PM
Subject: HE IS SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT

I THINK THAT YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM. WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT ANOTHER MAN
DOES FOR A LIVING, IF ITS NOT HURTING YOU THEN WHO CARES? IF YOU DON'T LIKE
HIS MUSIC THEN DON'T BUY IT OR LISTEN TO IT. ITS NOT HIS FAULT THAT HE IS A
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAN IS EXTREMELY WEALTHY. I AM JUST ASKING YOU TO STOP
THE HATE. IF I HAVE OFFENDED YOU IN ANY WAY I AM SORRY, AND PLEASE DON'T TAKE
THIS THE WRONG WAY.
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From: Critter
Date: Wednesday, April 24, 2002 12:46 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag [HELL YEAH!]

Keep up the good work....P Diddy's reign of musical terror MUST end!! Heh heh heh...Although the "Kashmir" thing was okay [this was the song they used at the end of the Americanized  Godzilla move wasn't it?] I was MORTIFIED at his usage of the Police tune.

Simply put, I can't stand it! I am tired of the mainstream adopting people like this idiot, calling it "Hip Hop", when we all know it's rap. And as you know,  you can't spell "Crap" without the "Rap". ;)

Critter [Who has to listen to this shyt at 3 am, courtesy of his neighbor...]
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From: Zanna
Date: Friday, May 10, 2002 8:45 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

I stumbled across this website awhile ago and thought I might share my opinion on it!
I happen to think P Diddy is a great rapper, and as for the sampling... well he might go over the top sometimes but I haven't heard of any of the songs he DoEs sample so I'm not really bothered by it!
I agree with others who think it's a good idea because it gives the 80's a fresh sound that the 'new generation' can enjoy!
Instead of this, why not start a website about how much you love another band? You'd probably enjoy it alot more and get a lot of positive feedback!
After all, you wouldn't like it if someone did this to you would you?

Oh and all the Puffy lovers, we'd have more luck getting our point across if we didn't prove this woman's point with abusive language and bad spelling!
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From: mrsofine
Date: Tuesday, May 14, 2002 9:24 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

I was looking thru your website and I must admit, U spent an awful lot of time crying, whining, and bitching about someone who U really don't know anything about and basically have no reason to hate. I mean let's face it....."to each their own", now I'm not saying that I'm a Puffy fan but I do like some of his music, and when it's played in clubs, @ parties etc...like he's always said...."It'll make U wanna dance" Now I'll admit that he does get alot of his hits from other artists, But guess what?........WHO CARES!! as the old saying goes "Immitation is the best form of "flattery" and besides he payed an awful lot of $$$$ to use the samples, So please.... don't "HATE, THE PLAYA....HATE THE GAME".

U have this undying hatred to his music...but U know what? There are millions of other people out there that buy his music/garbage/bullshit (whatever U want to call it!) and his record sales speak for itself. Now granted U may feel he's a "knock-off artist"..maybe he is, but let's look@ the big picture.....everything comes full circle and some of these artists that U claim he's so "unworthy" of sampling their music..where did they get their inspiration from? Who did "Led Zeppelin" listen to when they were kids? whom did "David Bowie" borrow some of his musical flair from? whom did "Lisa Stansfield" listen to growing up? The Bottom Line is that everybody gets inspired/ borrows from somebody else. The reality is this: Even though U "hate" his music....there are millions of fans that could care less what U think! They are going to continue to buy his music....he's going to continue to put out "hits" and I'm sure his heart is bleeding all the way to the bank because "HATAS" such as yourself won't buy his CD (guess he'll miss your $17.95) The guy is a successful, self-made, entreprenuer whose estimated to be worth over $500 million. He's a "Power-Player" in the music industry, a fashion trendsetter, a smart businessman and guess what?........He's "BLACK! (don't it make U mad?)

My piece of advice for U and anyone else out there that hates the "Puffer" is simple:
"Build A Bridge........And Get Over it"
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From: Paul Hutchinson
Date: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 2:20 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

How could you say that Diddy has no talent? If you believe that, then you must think there is no talent out there period anymore these days. Artists of all different types of music come to Diddy for help these days. He has helped make Hip-Hop so much more popular. It‚s time you wake up! I bet even the artists of the songs you praise from the 80‚s think you are full of crap. Diddy is very much respected in the music business. More respected then you will ever be ANYWHERE!!!

Paul
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From: PUERTONIQUERO
Date: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 7:07 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

U NEEDZ 2 STOP HATIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!P.DIDDY IZ 1 OF DA REALIST RAPPERZ OUT DERE.N I DONT HAVE 2 ASK WATZ WRONG W/ U CUZ I ALREADY NOE.U JUST JEALOUS CUZ LOOK @ EVERYTHANG HE GOT(MONEY,FAME,WOMEN,FANZ, ETC.) N U JUST BHIND DA SCENEZ ON SOME WEBSITE.ALL I GOTZ 2 SAY IZ DAT U A DUMBASS WHO LYKZ 2 TALK A LOT OF SHIT N U NEEDZ 2 GET A DAMN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: noskeeza_04
Date: Saturday, May 18, 2002 9:05 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Ha ha ha ha!!! I think it's hilarious that all the puffy lovers are brainwashed by mainstream rappers. And how do they know if you're ugly or not? That's pretty imature and stupidity at it's best! I think your site is pretty cool, I like some of puffy's song, but I don't listen to his music and worship the ground he walks on. Unlike some losers, I think they're pathetic and should grow up and have something worth saying. Otherwise, other people won't even bother reading their little love letters. That sux for them! They don't even know a real "rapper" and Puffy isn't one of them. As long as I'm concerned, he's still the stupid puffy daddy, p. diddy doesn't change my image about him. I still think he's gay! lol, I think most of these little people who say "I love him! you're gay!" are ridiculous, he's not a real rapper. That's mainstream, mainstream is full of them! Ja Fool, Ludapiss, etc. Sell-outs are a waste of money, so why bother getting their c.d.? Unless it's being sold at the dollar c.d. I can buy them out and make someone I hate die, slowly, by listening to their shit over and over and over and over... Puff daddy wasn't so bad, but looking at all the freaks who adore him makes him worse than he really is. hahaha! and who the hell said he was hott? Some fagboy pre-teen! he is ugly! ha ha! Alright, my word is said. Puff daddy is now, officially, by the power invested in me and most of the people I know... an OLD, SELL-OUT, WANNA-BE, WITH PRETEENS AS HIS NUMBER ONE SELLERS, "PRINCE" of GAYNESS! amen~
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From: Ecsha123pd
Date: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 2:36 PM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

why you haitin'. let diddy do his thing thing nah mean. you baller blockin' right now. you must be white cause he made those song better than they origianally were. don't hate case you don't have as much money as he does.
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From: tbates
Date: Tuesday, May 28, 2002 6:11 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Isn't POP Culture Cyclical?

I must say P.Diddy is "Pop" and I believe he is just one of the many "Pop Entertainers" that's being marketed to the younger generation who is guilty of "Going to far" My background, I am 31 year old Black Male with a good understanding of History. "The Music Industry" has always accepted the Non-talented, for example C&C Music Factory, Millie Vanillie :) Music Styles have always been stolen or duplicated from originators like Chuck Berry, Little Richard, James Brown and Hendrix! Those Styles have been Credited to people like the Beetles, Stones and Elvis however, Nowadays the thievery is more blatant or perhaps we, (the Elders) recognize now what we didn't before (You know back in the 80's). Artist like Prince and Lenny Kravitz in my opinion are today's version of Hendrix moreover, Hip Hop is today's Jazz, and through Over Commercializing will suffer the same fate as Jazz I see it now, White Suburbia are larger Consumers of Hip Hop Culture than Inner City Blacks. I urge any Music Historian to read about the evolution of Jazz and you will see Hip Hop parallels it.

My point is "Pop Culture" is for the young, they think they are so innovative with the Neo Hippie Clothes and the rehashed music it's The Same Shit just a different Generation!! Britney Spears-Madonna, INSYNC-New Kids ... In closing I'd like to say: Thank God For the Internet, I can't even imagine buying music in today's market :) Peace everybody !!!!
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From: tbates
Date: Tuesday, May 28, 2002 8:09 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

In Response to the Ignorance by:Lbwgurly & All You Youngsters

It bothers me as a Black Man that some of the younger generation is so Damn Ignorant, instead of stating their opinions in a factual manner, and defending an artist whom they enjoy listening to they have to elevate Puffy to some Black Icon as if he were a Malcolm X, King, Frederick Douglas, Anwar Saddat, Nat Turner, or W.E.B. Dubois., HE IS NOT, NOR ANY OTHER RAPPER ACTOR OR ATHLETE ...! PLEASE KNOW THAT!!!

Please I urge my younger generation to learn their History. I am a fan of some of Puffy's work not all. I have followed Puffy from the days of an Intern with Uptown, Backup Dancer w/ Father MC and Promoter back in his days at Howard U. Puffy may view this site for some real constructive criticism, and I would even think the manner in which some of his fans have defended him, would disappoint P.Diddy.

Youngsters before you hail Sean Combs as the best in his Rap look at people like Mos Def, also take note ... to what has been a Trade Mark of his, REMIXES!! REMIXES are an area that he is very good at and has a wealth of talent also the man can find Talent and Present it to the world in a way that makes us grateful he's in the industry however, he does need to chill out on some of the sampling or just be a bit more creative with it :) I wish all in Cyber Space well ... Old School Hip Hop Fans, New School Hip Hop Fans ... Music Lovers alike !!!

Peace
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From: Stephen Primeau
Date: Thursday, May 30, 2002 2:05 PM
Subject: Diddy

hey,

I respect everyones opinions even though I may not agree with them. I disagree with your web-site but I must say that you constructed it very nicely. One thing Diddy has said is that he is "not a rapper but an entertainer", and he just "wants to make people dance". The songs he remakes are well done in my opinion, especially "Every Breathe You Take" by the Police. That song was dedicated to his late friend Christopher Wallace, a.k.a The Notorius B.I.G. Although im sure you already know this. Diddy is an outstanding artist as well as a "hit-maker". He has charisma and class that few entertainers have now. He is a highly educated business man and he does deserve respect even if one does not like him. As far as Jennifer Lopez goes, love don't cost a thing my ass, sorry for that bit of profanity. Anyways, i'm looking forward to a response, please respond a.s.a.p. Thank you.

Stephen Primeau
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From: Vfgemini305
Date: Sunday, June 2, 2002 5:36 AM
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Im a black male and I dont think your website is rascist at all do what you feel in your heart FUCK THOSE P diddy fans I LOVE YOUR WEBSITE SO MUCH Im one black person on your side.

One Love Ma

The three LATEST reason why I have no respect for puff:

3- Son put out THREE videos to promote his remix album BEFORE it even drops and STILL has to sell it for $9. Three singles out at once and a $9 price tag and niggas act like its amazing he debuted at number one. PLEASE. This just shows what a fucking greedy piece of shit he is. Puff gives himself three videos at once while some of the artist on his label don't even get TWO videos for their ENTIRE album.

2- Son is EVERYWHERE. He is coming out with a reality TV show based on no other than HIMSELF (yeah puff cause we aint see you enough) he is in everyone's videos, and he is on tv almost everyday, whether it be Extra, Et, MTV, BET, . . . . puff daddy just finds a way to get on TV somehow.

And the #1 REASON>>>>>>>- The lyrics to "I Need A Girl" (Part I AND II) and how he takes his glasses off to look into the camera and let the world know >>>>"I AM A PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH WHO GOT PLAYED BY J.LO AND I AM TRYING TO SHOW MY SENSITIVE SIDE AS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET HER BACK WHILE SHE CLOWNS MY ASS IN EVERY ONE OF HER SINGLES"---need I say more? ONE.
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From: sexie babe
Date: Thursday 06/06/2002 4:21:34am
Subject: hell

Ur such a fucking idiot.U know how many ppl LOVE pdiddy.he's fine as hell,a good singer and very popular.i if ur gonna make a website dissin sum1 y the hell dont u dis britney fucking skanky spears.no1 likes her.ur and idiot grow up and get a life!:)
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