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Here you go...the much anticipated "Please Puff Daddy, Ruin This Song Too" mailbag... I've been collecting letters (pro and con) sent to me about my anti-Puffy web site for over a year now -- and here it is -- the best of the best. The Hall of Fame (or Shame?). Some are intelligent, some are downright scary, and most could use a little program called spellcheck.

But first.....

From the "Death to the Spice Girls FAQ" located at http://www.vianet.net.au/~jee/faq.html:

Q: Why did you waste your time on making a hate site?

A: Well, that would be because its an anti-site. As opposed to a worship site. simple.....I wasted my time, because it kept me and others entertained, I've said what I wanted to say and I suppose that's all I ever really wanted to do. If you really have a problem with it, go away, don't give me lectures on wasting time, because you'd be wasting yours.

So, not sure what a browser's "back button" looks like?

If you don't like what you're reading - click it - and leave!

Q: Why don't you do something more positive? The world is already so full of negativity as it is! Why contribute to it?

A: I refuse to take any responsibility for any of the ongoing wars, natural disasters, annoying people that won't go away and various misdeamours occuring at the moment. Why don't you go and do something more positive than whining to me? Because, you're not going to get this page to go away now. I mean this. Go whine to someone who cares (ie. yourself.)

Oh and lighten up! There's more to life than all this, its not like I'm actually going to kill them! This isn't my all-consuming passion, and it takes very little of my time to maintain, etc. etc.

Please keep in mind that all letters pre-2002 have been edited to remove cursing (which were against GeoCities TOS). My standard reply is: "Thank you, drive through..." I can only waste so much of my time replying to all the Puffyphiles out there, before words just start failing me...and I end up with a big ol' keyboard imprint right on my forehead...

Date: Sunday, March 24, 2002 5:26 PM
From: mina domingo
Subject: p. diddy


before you think otherwise, no i did not e-mail you to
yell at you about your anti-p. diddy site; i just wanted
to give my say on the subject

i think that sean combs is a very talented artist and i
do not hate him as you seem to fervently do for sampling
songs written by different artists; i commend him for
doing it actually; he's re-made songs which i use to
think dull into something more likeable (in my opinion,
so retract the claws) i am 16 and have never heard of
most of the songs he's sampled until he did them; i
praise him for re-introducing songs of a different
decade to my generation

although i respect your rights to put up an anti-site,
i do not understand how you could feel so strongly about
it that you could actually hate him for it; contrary to
your beliefs, sean combs is a very talented artist and
the fact that he's sold millions of albums and has
millions of fans worldwide can attest to that; he has
worked very hard to get to where he is right now and i
think he deserves all the glory and success he's had;
you seem to think otherwise as my general impression of
your thoughts are from your site
please don't reply to this e-mail by telling me i'm
stupid or an idiot or whatever you might have had in
mind; i've e-mailed you expecting an intelligent and
rational reply, however, if you aren't going to do that,
don't even bother replying

posted at 01:05 AM | save it for later

Date: Sunday, March 24, 2002 7:38 PM
From: Elias Karadsheh
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

How on earth does p diddy suck? yeah he takes crappy songs and make them sound good, but i'm sure the artists of the originals are glad he does cause he makes them BETTER. And all your off limit songs suck, seriously. U really are jealous that Puffy is rich gets lots of girls and is cool. You just a low life with too much time on your hands that watches south park.

And why don't u put a picture of yourself on your shitty web page so people can judge if u really are ugly or not. Bitch.


posted at 01:05 AM | save it for later

My reply to his last letter: Yeah. Iím a married heterosexual female and Iím jealous that heís rich and gets lots of girls. Whatever. Go back to playing with your toys now and write me back when you grow up a little.

Date: Tuesday, March 26, 2002 7:18 PM
From: Elias Karadsheh
Subject: Re: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

I'm old enough to not spend time making some stupid website on something totally phony just cause you're jealous. I doubt your married and even if you are, I feel really sorry for whoever married you. Tell me to grow up, at least I dont watch gay bullshit cartoons like south park.
posted at 01:06 AM | save it for later

Date: Thursday 03/28/2002 9:40:07 am
From: Jasmine Hooten
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruined NO SONG

stop hating on p diddy.........YOUR A BIG FAT UGLY BITTER HATER. Just cause you won't ever be able to achieve what p diddy has doesn't mean you have permission to hate. But p diddy loves people like you because I bet p diddy is ALWAYS on yo mind........Byye, bye hater
posted at 01:06 AM | save it for later

Date: Saturday, March 30, 2002 4:04 PM
From: FaBsGhEtToGrL
Subject: Re: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

I don't understand you. I mean, come one. U say we are childish for getting mad at you making a hate site, but u are childish for making one. I read the part where you responded to someone who said u must be ugly if u hate puff daddy, and u responded that your a model. Well, excuse me but I've seen roaches better looking then you. And why would you care if he was taking horrible 80's songs and making them the hits they never were?? And Sting even performed with P.diddy on the sampled song, I'll Be Missing You on the vma's in 1997, so why do u say its so horrible, when Sting obviously liked it? And the only thing he sampled was the background and the chorus. He created all the Rap verses in the song. Your just mad puffy get get more girls and money then you(yes i meant girls) And Don't you know hate kills! it killed biggy, pac and all the people in the world trade center. Hate needs to be stopped, and although making an anti puffy site isnt exactly gonna kill, hate will. So I think speaking for myself and millions, ur a grown women for crying out loud. Get a life and a man or sumthin to occupy your time(and if the guy in the picture with you IS your man, I Pity u). I hope you can come up with a clever response, because I've been wanting a good laugh lately.

posted at 01:07 AM | save it for later

Date: Saturday, March 30, 2002 6:15 PM
From: RuFFRyDeRz2433
Subject: LoSeR

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! You're the biggest loser i've ever heard about. U dont got a life. U dont do anything but hate on P.Diddy. U know he made the music industry better, u coward. Don't tha playa, hate the game.
posted at 01:08 AM | save it for later

My reply to her last letter: You need to learn how to read. I didn't say I was a model. I said, and I quote, "we're not supermodels obviously...but no warts or anything..."

Date: Saturday, March 30, 2002 6:43 PM
From: FaBsGhEtToGrL
Subject: Re: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Excuse me, but I learned to read a long time ago, but when you learn to be human let me know ok? And you can go play with your 80's crap Cd's. Or records. God only knows what else you play with.


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Date: Saturday, March 30, 2002 7:44 PM
Subject: Re: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

I just had an opportunity to take a look at your site, sorry to say but it's just another site of ignorance. okay you don't like Puffy( Whatever his name is today) more power to him and i guess you are no different, think about it, would someone have written about you in Vibe ? you are, How can i say this? JOCKIN.
posted at 01:08 AM | save it for later

Date: Tuesday 04/02/2002 3:43:01 pm
From: Edgar Sepulveda
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruined NO SONG

You all just hating on puffy so all you just fuckoff
posted at 01:09 AM | save it for later

Date: Tuesday 04/09/2002 9:55:58 am
From: Lil Nani
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruined NO SONG

You people are such big fucking haters. P. Diddy is the best around you probley just jealous because he beat all them stupid old shit crappy music back then. Stop hating just because he look good got the money and can sind better that you plus dress better than you doesn't mean you gotta hate!... it's his life it's none of your buisness what he does in his life. Mine yours and leave him alone. Just because he's on stage and gots the awards don't hate let mre let you know something... You wasted your time in this web site ansd this website sucks!!! P.Diddy is the best and you can't do shit about that!
posted at 01:11 AM | save it for later

Date: Saturday, April 13, 2002 1:55 PM
From: teresa turner
Subject: Puff Daddy Has Ruined This Song, Too

how dear you say that about a great artist
posted at 01:33 AM | save it for later

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