Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too

I Weep For the Children Who Are Our Future...

Here you go...the much anticipated "Please Puff Daddy, Ruin This Song Too" mailbag... I've been collecting letters (pro and con) sent to me about my anti-Puffy web site for over a year now -- and here it is -- the best of the best. The Hall of Fame (or Shame?). Some are intelligent, some are downright scary, and most could use a little program called spellcheck.

But first.....

From the "Death to the Spice Girls FAQ" located at http://www.vianet.net.au/~jee/faq.html:

Q: Why did you waste your time on making a hate site?

A: Well, that would be because its an anti-site. As opposed to a worship site. simple.....I wasted my time, because it kept me and others entertained, I've said what I wanted to say and I suppose that's all I ever really wanted to do. If you really have a problem with it, go away, don't give me lectures on wasting time, because you'd be wasting yours.

So, not sure what a browser's "back button" looks like?

If you don't like what you're reading - click it - and leave!

Q: Why don't you do something more positive? The world is already so full of negativity as it is! Why contribute to it?

A: I refuse to take any responsibility for any of the ongoing wars, natural disasters, annoying people that won't go away and various misdeamours occuring at the moment. Why don't you go and do something more positive than whining to me? Because, you're not going to get this page to go away now. I mean this. Go whine to someone who cares (ie. yourself.)

Oh and lighten up! There's more to life than all this, its not like I'm actually going to kill them! This isn't my all-consuming passion, and it takes very little of my time to maintain, etc. etc.

Please keep in mind that all letters have been edited to remove curse words (which are against GeoCities Terms of Service). My standard reply is: "Thank you, drive through..." I can only waste so much of my time replying to all the Puffyphiles out there, before words just start failing me...and I end up with a big ol' keyboard imprint right on my forehead...

From: ROgunsanya
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2001 23:06:30 EST
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

When i first heard the "Notorious" track "Biggie", i was screaming Biggie is back, but when Puffy had the verse two i was like " Puff this Guy. "

See Everything you saying is Real, and the reason why the World is so messed up today is because some ppl like Puffy are breathing from Other peoples sweat.
I wont lie, i use to respect Puffy, coz he is a black man, he got a label i got mine and i pray it gets bigger by the grace of God.
But after reading your facts, i think he really has gone too far, the only talent he has is merely Opportunist. I wanna be successful like him, but i don't wanna never be like him...... Coz he is such a CopyKat, and I'm Real

So guys,,, keep the party ON,,, and let puffy feel the kicks on his butts...

Bye

posted on 12/26/2001 11:49:53 PM | save it for later

From: "PUFF RULZ!!!"
Subject: U SUCK!!! PUFF RULZ!!!
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 14:35:16 +1100

OMG...are you in loser denial? Cause i sure as hell think so. You obviously don't know what good music is. What kind of music do you listen to? Some old sh*t. How can you insult one of our biggest legends in music? You're fu*ked in the head b*tch! Go get a life cause you sure as hell ain't got one now. If you don't like him then keep it to yourself cause we sure don't wanna hear your bullsh*t!!! PUFF RULZ..... and you might not realise it but you suck! Just because he's black and making more money then you could even dream of doesn't mean you can make a stupid 'anti' website on him. It's not gonna make things different, all the Puff fans out there are still gonna love him no matter what you say, who are you anyway? I'll tell you....a big NOBODY!!! Leave Puff alone...you dumb b*tch.
The Saga Continues.....and always will!!!
PUFF KICKS @SS ESPECIALLLY YOURS B*TCH!!!

posted on 12/26/2001 11:48:35 PM | save it for later

He's going to pay. This time, Puffy has gone too far. [Smiley]

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