Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too

I Weep For the Children Who Are Our Future...

Here you go...the much anticipated "Please Puff Daddy, Ruin This Song Too" mailbag... I've been collecting letters (pro and con) sent to me about my anti-Puffy web site for over a year now -- and here it is -- the best of the best. The Hall of Fame (or Shame?). Some are intelligent, some are downright scary, and most could use a little program called spellcheck.

But first.....

From the "Death to the Spice Girls FAQ" located at http://www.vianet.net.au/~jee/faq.html:

Q: Why did you waste your time on making a hate site?

A: Well, that would be because its an anti-site. As opposed to a worship site. simple.....I wasted my time, because it kept me and others entertained, I've said what I wanted to say and I suppose that's all I ever really wanted to do. If you really have a problem with it, go away, don't give me lectures on wasting time, because you'd be wasting yours.

So, not sure what a browser's "back button" looks like?

If you don't like what you're reading - click it - and leave!

Q: Why don't you do something more positive? The world is already so full of negativity as it is! Why contribute to it?

A: I refuse to take any responsibility for any of the ongoing wars, natural disasters, annoying people that won't go away and various misdeamours occuring at the moment. Why don't you go and do something more positive than whining to me? Because, you're not going to get this page to go away now. I mean this. Go whine to someone who cares (ie. yourself.)

Oh and lighten up! There's more to life than all this, its not like I'm actually going to kill them! This isn't my all-consuming passion, and it takes very little of my time to maintain, etc. etc.

Please keep in mind that all letters have been edited to remove curse words (which are against GeoCities Terms of Service). My standard reply is: "Thank you, drive through..." I can only waste so much of my time replying to all the Puffyphiles out there, before words just start failing me...and I end up with a big ol' keyboard imprint right on my forehead...

[ Note from site owner: I must have made some list or message board...that's three in one night now! Things must be getting boring in the pro-Puffy community. ]

From: "Truman Williams"
Subject: Puff Daddy Has Ruined This Song, Too
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 20:39:34 -0400

this is bullsh*t

posted on 10/24/2001 08:49:22 PM | save it for later

From: PDinvasion2003
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 20:15:33 EDT

Your a f*cking faggot your just jealous because P. Diddy can make gay songs
from your time and turn them into hitz so quit hating on the greatest record
label of all time BAD BOY ENTERTAINMENT.

posted on 10/24/2001 08:21:49 PM | save it for later

Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 17:08:01 -0700 (PDT)
From: Pete Burns
Subject: nice site

get a life...
and by the way, i like puffy's rendition of 'i'll be
missing you,' he said he heard the voice of his dead
friend through the words of the song and decided to
speak back to him.
and anytime u redo a song, it doesn't take anything
away from the original, so u got nothing, stop being a
racist bastard and learn to respect music in every form.

posted on 10/24/2001 08:18:38 PM | save it for later

Date: Fri, 19 Oct 2001 15:59:22 +0100
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag
From: dom2

I hope one day he puts a bullet in your head............

posted on 10/19/2001 01:14:42 PM | save it for later

From: MrJKGQ
Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2001 21:10:16 EDT
Subject: Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too - Mailbag

Do u have nothing better to do than hating on other people? Puff refreshed
the tracks! U can still listen to the original tracks, nobody is gonna say
something!
Did Diddy hurt u in anyway? I guess not! So stop playa hatin', or in one way
or another we'll find ya......

Bad Boy 4 Life! And the Saga will continue!!!

posted on 10/19/2001 01:14:12 PM | save it for later

He's going to pay. This time, Puffy has gone too far. [Smiley]

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