Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song, Too

I Weep For the Children Who Are Our Future...

Here you go...the much anticipated "Please Puff Daddy, Ruin This Song Too" mailbag... I've been collecting letters (pro and con) sent to me about my anti-Puffy web site for over a year now -- and here it is -- the best of the best. The Hall of Fame (or Shame?). Some are intelligent, some are downright scary, and most could use a little program called spellcheck.

But first.....

From the "Death to the Spice Girls FAQ" located at http://www.vianet.net.au/~jee/faq.html:

Q: Why did you waste your time on making a hate site?

A: Well, that would be because its an anti-site. As opposed to a worship site. simple.....I wasted my time, because it kept me and others entertained, I've said what I wanted to say and I suppose that's all I ever really wanted to do. If you really have a problem with it, go away, don't give me lectures on wasting time, because you'd be wasting yours.

So, not sure what a browser's "back button" looks like?

If you don't like what you're reading - click it - and leave!

Q: Why don't you do something more positive? The world is already so full of negativity as it is! Why contribute to it?

A: I refuse to take any responsibility for any of the ongoing wars, natural disasters, annoying people that won't go away and various misdeamours occuring at the moment. Why don't you go and do something more positive than whining to me? Because, you're not going to get this page to go away now. I mean this. Go whine to someone who cares (ie. yourself.)

Oh and lighten up! There's more to life than all this, its not like I'm actually going to kill them! This isn't my all-consuming passion, and it takes very little of my time to maintain, etc. etc.

Please keep in mind that all letters have been edited to remove curse words (which are against GeoCities Terms of Service). My standard reply is: "Thank you, drive through..." I can only waste so much of my time replying to all the Puffyphiles out there, before words just start failing me...and I end up with a big ol' keyboard imprint right on my forehead...

[ Note from site owner: People always seem to miss the very beginning of my mailbag pages -- this is not a "hate" site -- this is an "anti" site -- and it is linked as such on Yahoo!:

Q: Why did you waste your time on making a hate site?

A: Well, that would be because its an anti-site. As opposed to a worship site. simple.....I wasted my time, because it kept me and others entertained, I've said what I wanted to say and I suppose that's all I ever really wanted to do. If you really have a problem with it, go away, don't give me lectures on wasting time, because you'd be wasting yours.....

I'd hardly call ~~Puff~~ ~~Daddy~~, errrr, P. Diddy my "enemy". He's not even worth the time it would take to make him so! ]

From: ybc26
Date: Mon, 3 Sep 2001 22:23:51 EDT

I'm not a Puff Daddy advocate, or in fact, an advocate for any particular
musician or artist but I was just web browsing and came across your website
which I found to be extremely interesting. I understand that what you want
to do is send a message to Puffy, but do you really think it's prudent to
use "hate" as your mode of communication?

Allow me to share with you a very valuable lesson which puts a twist on your
actions that you may not even be aware of. Your actions really indicate that
you are in reality not only fearful of Puff Daddy, but you are your own
enemy... Sounds ridiculous? Listen:

"Consider those whom you call your enemies and figure out what they should
call you - Dwayne Dyer"

"You cannot choose sides in a round world. You are either in it, a part of
it, or you are off. When you have enemies you are a part of the very things
you accuse them of. An enemy opposes your interests or position... And what
are you doing while all of this is going on?...

"(The truth is) You are in the middle of what stands between you and your
enemy. It is not what they have done or said; can do or might do; it is
you. It is your thoughts, your judgements, your fear, your condemnation,
and you did not feel guilty that you could attack those you call your
enemy...

"When you have an enemy, look at your own hatred;... and ask yourself, do I
really want to attack the very thing I fear?"
Extracted from "Acts of Faith"

By the way, having fear is only human - it's how we address fear; and facing
fear with hate is not the way you conquer it. Be careful now.

posted on 9/20/2001 06:02:23 PM | save it for later

From: BlackBoy2K2
Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 17:46:28 EDT

your the gayest person in life.

get a life you b*tch

posted on 9/3/2001 01:49:48 PM | save it for later

He's going to pay. This time, Puffy has gone too far. [Smiley]

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